Description
Beware the feathered infiltrators with our Stainless Steel Water Bottle, sporting a comically paranoid twist! Featuring the tongue-in-cheek slogan, “If it flies, it spies,” this bottle shines a spotlight on the government’s most trusted agents—our avian acquaintances.
In three sizes (12oz, 18oz, and 32oz), this bottle is your secret weapon in the battle against winged espionage. Constructed with a covert double-wall stainless steel design, it’ll keep your drinks colder than an ice-cold stare from a government operative for a whopping 24 hours, and hotter than a classified document for an exhilarating 12 hours.
Rest assured, it’s BPA-free, so your drinks remain as untainted as your trust in pigeons and seagulls. With a standard twist-on lid, you can take a sip of skepticism whether you’re at the office, in your tinfoil-hat bunker, or speeding away from your last close encounter.
Distrust the feathered agents and make a statement that you’re not fooled by their innocent facade. Get your Stainless Steel Water Bottle today because, in a world where even the skies have eyes, staying hydrated is your most classified mission yet!
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I love this water bottle. The quality is way better than my old plastic one, and it has this hilarious message printed on it: If it Flies, It Spies. Plus, the insulation is top-notch – it keeps my hot drinks hot and cold ones cold all day long.
Though it is a bit heavier than my last one, i am happy with it.